Thursday, May 9, 2013

Thursday Giggle....

Children's Sermon 

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the 
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. 
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the 
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can 
also be very dangerous. 

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the 
resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........ 

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection 
that lasts for more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." 

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

It's another rainy day here, so I thought I'd post up a funny email I received yesterday to brighten the day.
A little card I did too. :)
Hugs n' Happy Stamping,
Lisa xx





31 comments:

Anne Temple said...

I'm still giggling.... Beautiful card and amazing coloring!

Desire Fourie said...

This is just so pretty. Love the interesting fussy cutting around the girl.
Hugs
Desíre
{Doing Life – my personal blog}

DesignerDiva said...

Lisa your jokes just crack me up!
And your cards are stunning Mrs - this little beauty is so cute!
Hugs Laurie xx

Pia S said...

This is beautifully put together! She's such a sweetie, and I love the orange - it's such a great cheerful color! Nice!!!

Danielle Champagne said...

You made my day Lisa, I love this, I am still laughing. and I love the image you colored for your card, such a lovely representation of childhood, it reminds me how much I loved to do this... Ah!!!!!! have a wonderful day. xox

Sparkly Engineer said...

Your little "children's sermon" sure had me giggling. It goes well with your children's card. Who can resist bubbles?

Paper Profusion said...

You have me smiling Lisa! Thank-u! I love your gorgeous card. Nicola x

Lori said...

VERY dangerous and hilarious, too! You never know what kids will say... Love the papers you put together on this and again your image is just beautifully colored (what a great sentiment, too)!

Chrissy said...

What a cute and oh! so funny story..out of the mouths of babes..sooo funny!
Gorgeous card you are sharing today, fabulous colouring and a real sweet image..resurrection..4 hours..doctor..lol..lol..love it.

Luv CHRISSYxx

Sandy said...

Beautiful coloring - beautiful paper -wonderful design - great flowers and such fancy sewing. As a bonus, you told us one very funny story - I almost wet my pants!!
Sandy

richardbreaks said...

That's a GOOD one, Lisa! I may have to "borrow" that one!

I love how you're able to get such a wonderfully full background, and still make your focal point the star. Cheers!

Marie-Louise said...

Fantastic card Lisa. Love the super cute image.

Sue Butler said...

Hello Q
Hilarious. But your card isn't.
It is beautiful and cute, you do cute extremely well, along with your colour work that brings all your images to life. I love the added Roses too.
Smiles:)
Sue

Kelly Neis said...

Thank you for the laugh! Cute story. Love you card too, she is so cute and the sentiment is great! I like her too as we were just blowing bubbles a few days ago.
Have a great Mothers Day
Kelly

Tammy said...

OMGoodness, thanks for the laugh! Adorable card and fantastic papers! Love the sweet image and of course, your layout is tops!

butterfly said...

So funny - can always count on you for that, and for gorgeous makes too... this card is just delightful, brilliantly done as always!

Thank you so much for your lovely, thoughtful comment... It really does mean the world - thank you.
Alison xx

Karon said...

OMG Lisa - laugh or what I nearly p,,d my pants LOL!! Thanks for bringing a smile to my day:-) I love this card, the papers, flowers, stitching and that adorably cute image! TFS and have a great Friday and weekend. Hugs, Karon.

Anita Houston said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Very funny, and such a CUTE card...love the orange gingham!

Billie A said...

OH that is too too funny. Out of the mouth of babe's.. Great card. Love the image and the whole looks. Great card.

Tracy said...

Hee hee thanks for the chuckle Lisa. Your card is fantastic. Love all the layering and those rolled roses. you rocked this card GF! Hugs!

Mitra Pratt said...

oh goodness! Love your color choices on this card, they are such a great contrast and I LOVE the joke!

Mary J said...

He he he! I can imagine you coming up with that answer as a kid!! What a fabulouso card, Lisa - just stunning colouring, flowers and everything!

Gotta go....level 34 calling me....

Lisa Jane said...

oh this is fabulous .. what a cutie patootie
Lisa x

Sonia said...

Good morning my dearest friend^_^
Stunning creation^_^
Adorable image^_^
Happy weekend,
Sonia

lalkygirl said...

Hi Lisa,great post ...made me chuckle.
What a fab vibrant card ,love the sweet image and your flowers are so pretty
Have a great weekend
Tracey x

Dora said...

ha ha that was funny about the sermon :) .. these kids you wouldn't know what they would come up with !!! .. and your card is simply adorable. I love the image and the beautiful colours.. the red coloured chair is perfect, love it....I'm always a little afraid to add dark colours but seeing it here I think I might give it a try one of these days :) Hugs xxx

Lisa S. said...

Too freaking funny! I literally spewed my coffee out of my mouth L2. As they say, "out of the mouth of babes" hee hee. :) Thank you for the hearty laugh this mornin'. Your card is beautiful and I love how you colored this girl! Hugs

Patricia St Martin said...

Lisa, That tells you how much kids hear on tv, thank goodness they do not know what it mean. That was so funny! Thanks for the laugh. Amazing card, love the colors and she is just adorable and colored so awesome. Pretty flowers and wonderful sentiment.
Hugs, Patricia

Jeanne J said...

Two smiles (new rating system HAHA!) One for the joke and one for the sweetest image ever! Your coloring is perfection! You always make my day Lisa! I need to visit more often!!!

Margaret said...

LOL! LOVE it! Out of the mouths of babes...

Speaking of babes, your card is adorable!! The image is so sweet and her hair is fabulous (slight coloring envy), and those rolled flowers are beautiful!

Decosse's Dynamite Doodles said...

Laughter is most definitely good for the soul. Thanks for making me laugh and witness inspiration at the same time. Hint: INSPIRATION. Come link up this one too. The card's sentiment is perfect for PoP.

Hugs,
Lisa